Dozens of sign-wielding protesters mobbed Stacey Masterson’s playhouse in Oxford on Wednesday, causing panic amongst guests who had been invited to attend her monthly tea party. Organizers of the protest claim the tea party was racist, homophobic and against America’s best interests. “What people fail to realize, man, is that this tea party is actually
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Holly Springs, Miss. (WTF) – Residents of Holly Springs, Mississippi, will soon be greeted by another tourist trap: Candyland Too. The house cum museum will be filled with memorabilia celebrating the career of the late comic actor, John Candy. The north and south wings of the house will be painted red while the center
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Occupy Water Valley Marks 100th Miserable Day with Pleadings for Food by Sherman Smithers – from The Local Voice #148 Oxford, Miss (WTF) – On its 100th pathetic day of existence, Occupy Water Valley participants held hands, sang protest songs and begged practially anyone within shouting distance for something edible. Both protestors gathered in front
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30A Sticker Improves Sophomore’s Social Status by Sherman Smithers – from The Local Voice #148 Oxford, Miss (WTF) – Marcie Nelson, 19, affixed a light-blue 30A sticker on her 2009 Volkswagen Jetta last week, instantly enhancing her reputation amongst her fellow drivers. The iconic sticker, which reportedly indicates that the owner has visited or vacationed
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