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Published on March 6th, 2012 | by TLV News

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10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary (by Shelby Rayburn)

10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary

(by Shelby Rayburn)

1. Run sound for Nickleback
2. Watch a Michael Bay movie marathon…
3. …followed by a Joel Schumacher movie marathon.
4. The “Dirty Bird.”
5. Go hunting with Dick Cheney.
6. Listen to an entire Maroon 5 album.
7. Listen to someone talk about their fantasy football team.
8. Try and argue that Ben Affleck is the greatest actor of all time.
9. Read Sarah Palin’s book.
10. Attend a lecture on the importance of ethics in journalism given by Rupert Murdoch.

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