Published on March 6th, 2012 | by TLV News0
10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary (by Shelby Rayburn)
10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary
(by Shelby Rayburn)
1. Run sound for Nickleback
2. Watch a Michael Bay movie marathon…
3. …followed by a Joel Schumacher movie marathon.
4. The “Dirty Bird.”
5. Go hunting with Dick Cheney.
6. Listen to an entire Maroon 5 album.
7. Listen to someone talk about their fantasy football team.
8. Try and argue that Ben Affleck is the greatest actor of all time.
9. Read Sarah Palin’s book.
10. Attend a lecture on the importance of ethics in journalism given by Rupert Murdoch.