{"id":641,"date":"2012-03-06T20:53:57","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T20:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/?p=641"},"modified":"2012-03-06T20:54:44","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T20:54:44","slug":"10-things-i-would-rather-do-than-vote-in-the-republican-primary-by-shelby-rayburn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/10-things-i-would-rather-do-than-vote-in-the-republican-primary-by-shelby-rayburn\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary (by Shelby Rayburn)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-642 alignleft\" title=\"Shelby Rayburn Col Hdr\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/ShelbyCol.jpg?resize=240%2C80\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"80\" \/>10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>(by Shelby Rayburn)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Run sound for Nickleback<br \/>\n2. Watch a Michael Bay movie marathon&#8230;<br \/>\n3. &#8230;followed by a Joel Schumacher movie marathon.<br \/>\n4. The &#8220;Dirty Bird.&#8221;<br \/>\n5. Go hunting with Dick Cheney.<br \/>\n6. Listen to an entire Maroon 5 album.<br \/>\n7. Listen to someone talk about their fantasy football team.<br \/>\n8. Try and argue that Ben Affleck is the greatest actor of all time.<br \/>\n9. Read Sarah Palin&#8217;s book.<br \/>\n10. Attend a lecture on the importance of ethics in journalism given by Rupert Murdoch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote In The Republican Primary (by Shelby Rayburn) 1. Run sound<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":238,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[228],"tags":[245],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-opinion","tag-shelbinator"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/238"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}