{"id":3082,"date":"2012-08-20T17:17:31","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T22:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/?p=3082"},"modified":"2012-08-20T17:18:29","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T22:18:29","slug":"3082","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/3082\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Cup Rebellion: “Back-To-School: Anticipation & Expectations for Ole Miss Football” (from TLV #162)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"So here we are, on the verge of Red Cup Rebellion<\/span>\u2019s<\/span> (n\u00e9e Solo Cup) fourth football season and full calendar year with The Local Voice<\/em>, and yet this all feels like a brand new beginning of internet-and-sometimes-print-based Ole Miss Rebel football coverage.<\/strong> That is because former head football coach Houston Dale Nutt<\/strong>, Lafayette County\u2019s own Lord Voldemort<\/strong> of sorts, has given way\u2014or, rather, has been forced away\u2014in favor of Hugh Freeze<\/strong><\/span>, a young and successful, albeit grossly inexperienced, football coach with longstanding ties to Ole Miss and north Mississippi.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"This comes on the heels of a season which, by many measures, was the worst in the history of organized football at the University of Mississippi<\/strong>, adding another level of intrigue and ironic rejuvenation to our Rebel football fandom: expectations so blissfully low, they might as well not even exist. Not only is there a new coach in town, but there might as well be an entirely new football program altogether, a thought which is oddly exciting in its own right.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong>This means that the 2012 football season could very well be one of the more anticipated seasons in recent memory in Oxford. Football games surely won\u2019t all be won, but undoubtedly all parties will, as Ole Miss fans and their visiting counterparts are sure to make this one of the most enjoyable seasons in recent memory with little regard to the actual goings-on within Vaught-Hemingway Stadium<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n

This is why we, in this \u201cBack to School\u201d issue of The Local Voice<\/em>, wish to prime you for every opponent coming to Oxford this year\u2014as well as one away opponent\u2014in order to hopefully impart to you a completely unreasonable set of expectations and ideas regarding just how thrilling this football season will be. First up\u2026<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Central Arkansas<\/span><\/strong> \u2013 Their team is named the Bears. Unironically dumb college football fans, irrationally angry Ole Miss fans, and generally unclever people will be sure to point out that our team\u2019s mascot too is a Bear, despite our team bearing the moniker of \u201cRebels.\u201d The weather should be nice, and every one of their three dozen visiting fans is bound to be hospitable.<\/span><\/p>\n

UTEP<\/strong><\/span> \u2013 The UTEP Miners are one of three teams from the Lone Star State which will be visiting Oxford this season. Fun fact about UTEP: when they were \u201cTexas Western College\u201d back in, like, the sixties or something, they won the NCAA basketball tournament over the University of Kentucky with the first championship team to feature a starting five of exclusively non-white players. Disney made a movie about this entitled Glory Road. Be prepared for a lot of \u201cGlory Road meets The Blind Side\u201d type of comments from the mainstream sports media.<\/span><\/p>\n

Texas<\/strong> <\/span>\u2013 This is the one we\u2019ve all been waiting for. The University of Texas, as I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll see, is like a gigantic, wholly more powerful, and significantly more affluent University of Mississippi. Political power, affinity for off-beat-yet-still-slightly-mainstream things, a sense of entitlement and a general disdain for those unlike themselves are qualities of Longhorns fans which we Ole Miss Rebels can easily duplicate. For this weekend, I suggest you arrive early and stay late for everything, as this one is bound to be one of the better college football weekends in all of the Southeastern Conference this season.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tulane<\/strong><\/span> \u2013 So this one\u2019s not a home game, but for all intents and purposes, we\u2019re treating it like one. Yes, there\u2019s travel to New Orleans and a half-empty football stadium that is not our own to spend three hungover hours inside of, but this is more of a \u201cdestination wedding\u201d than a \u201cvacation.\u201d You\u2019ll be with family, because nobody watches Tulane football and Ole Miss people love spending a weekend in New Orleans eating, drinking, and making horrible decisions with money. Just make sure you keep your wits about you well enough; we wouldn\u2019t want you waking up in the bathroom of a Bywater shotgun shack, reeking of Abita Amber and lightly dusted with powdered sugar or anything.<\/span><\/p>\n

Texas A&M<\/strong><\/span> \u2013 If the University of Texas is a gigantic Ole Miss, then Texas A&M is a gigantic Mississippi State with a few billion dollars to spare. They\u2019ve got agricultural and pseudo-military traditions, maroon and white color schemes, canine mascots, underwhelming college towns, and the general bitter goofiness that make them both seem like long lost collegiate brothers. Expect their behavior, especially with regards to the University of Texas, to somewhat match that of their Magnolia State counterpart. This is a nice way of saying \u201cthey\u2019re probably annoying, and we\u2019ll do what we can to ignore them.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Auburn<\/strong> <\/span>\u2013 It\u2019s interesting that Auburn is somehow one of the least memorable opponents we have on our schedule this year. After playing host to half of the state of Texas and a weekend in New Orleans rife with things we\u2019re bound to regret, will we even notice these Tigers at this point?<\/span><\/p>\n

Vanderbilt<\/strong> <\/span>\u2013 Vanderbilt\u2019s getting better at football, and this is something of which their fan base is actually becoming aware. Prepare yourself for Vanderbilt fans to actually behave like other SEC fans. It will be strange.<\/span><\/p>\n

Mississippi State<\/strong><\/span> \u2013 You, regrettably, already know these people well. They\u2019re like that weird cousin of yours that you\u2019d much rather avoid 354 days out of the year, but always seem to get stuck sitting next to come Thanksgiving. When the family gets together to play board games \u2013 you hate this \u2013 he\u2019ll accuse you of cheating the entire time you\u2019re winning, and spit in your face as soon as you lose. He\u2019ll then wonder why it is you don\u2019t really like spending time with him. Also, he\u2019s got some weird spinal problem and super awful acne. <\/span><\/p>\n

Undoubtedly, this is one of the more intriguing home schedules the Ole Miss Rebels have had in a very, very long while. The football team may be rebuilding, but we can most certainly say that our affinity for Ole Miss football and Oxonian autumns is fully rebuilt.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hotty Toddy!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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