{"id":17746,"date":"2014-10-27T15:55:32","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T20:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/?p=17746"},"modified":"2014-11-04T16:43:56","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T21:43:56","slug":"ncm-rifftrax-anaconda-live-at-malco-oxford-commons-cinema-1030-and-114","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/ncm-rifftrax-anaconda-live-at-malco-oxford-commons-cinema-1030-and-114\/","title":{"rendered":"NCM Rifftrax *Anaconda* Live at Malco Oxford Commons Cinema \u2013 10\/30 and 11\/4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"AnacondaCover\"<\/a>October 30, 2014 @ 7:00pm<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

NCM: Rifftrax “Anaconda” 2nd Showing!<\/span><\/p>\n

November 4, 2014 @ 7:30pm<\/span><\/p>\n

Theatres:<\/span>
\n –\u00a0Malco Paradiso Cinema\u00a0(Memphis, TN)<\/span>
\n –\u00a0Malco Oxford Commons Cinema\u00a0(Oxford, MS)<\/strong><\/span>
\n –\u00a0Malco Grandview Cinema\u00a0(Madison, MS)<\/span>
\n –\u00a0Malco Razorback Cinema\u00a0(Fayetteville, AR)<\/span>
\n –\u00a0Malco Fort Smith Cinema\u00a0(Fort Smith, AR)<\/span>
\nRuntime: 2 hrs<\/span><\/p>\n

Tickets: $12.50 each \u2013 on sale now at theatre box offices and www.malco.com<\/span>
\n Synopsis:<\/span>
\n Jon Voight is a deeply disturbed, homicidal maniac with an Ahab-type-Level 3 obsession. That’s handy for the movie Anaconda<\/em> where he plays a homicidal maniac snake poacher with an Ahab-type-Level 3 obsession with giant snakes. However, Mr. Voight is required to flex his acting muscles a bit for the rest of the character in order to create the insanely cartoonish expressions of Paul Sarone who employs a Wile E. Coyote style plot to, for some reason, trick a documentary film crew into coming along on his hunting trip. Oh, and there’s also J Lo as the hot survivor girl, Ice Cube as the token black guy, and a handful of other dolts who might as well have “Snake Bait” tattooed on their foreheads.<\/span><\/p>\n

So sit back and enjoy as Logan Jones (a.k.a. Riffer Zero) tears into this wretched piece of cellulose for his inaugural Riff. (Lame election time tie-in phrasing entirely incidental)\u00a0\"The<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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