{"id":130853,"date":"2023-07-27T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-27T12:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/?p=130853"},"modified":"2023-07-27T10:24:09","modified_gmt":"2023-07-27T15:24:09","slug":"the-view-from-the-balcony-wurds-or-werds-a-time-to-groan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/the-view-from-the-balcony-wurds-or-werds-a-time-to-groan\/","title":{"rendered":"The View From The Balcony: &#8220;Wurds or Werds: A Time to Groan&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Grandfather cluck <br>Sellphone <br>Coughee pot <br>Compooter <br>Window pain <br>Kenfolks <br>Gulfcourse <br>Flight of stares <br>Flying pan <br>Fitted breadsheet <br>Episscopalian <br>Clean ex <br>Walking Cain <br>Birthing womb <br>Purrsian rug <br>iGlasses <br>Ida ho <br>Claustrophobia <br>Scream of consciousness <br>Slight of hand <br>Stiffed animal <br>Teddy Bare <br>Swimsoot <br>Choka-Cola <br>Poopsi Cola <br>Secrete agent <br>U. S. Pisstol Service <br>Amateurphylactic <br>Polarrhoids <br>Venetian blondes <br>Eggs Benedictine <br>Bred dough <br>Orgasmic foods <br>Francistine Munk <br>Sidewok <br>Jalape\u00f1o peckers <br>Cock flight <br>Navel Academy <br>Air Farce Academy <br>Assphalt <br>Harespray <br>Turbo injun <br>Booty parlor <br>Grossery store <br>Context lenses <br>Scorndog <br>FedSex <br>The Acrapolis <br>Car cays <br>Avatarred <br>Frigid air <br>Record prayer <br>Toilet pepper <br>Misfortune cookie <br>Bored walk <br>Babble gum <br>Terntable <br>Asscot <br>Scoobie Diver <br>Anthrapology <br>Acusstics <br>Toothsayer <br>Flour power <br>Boo Ray <br>The Noodle Bowel <br>Snarking meter <br>Ottoman umpire <br>Chemosabe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026and that\u2019s the Brew from The Balcony.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Dictionary.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Dictionary.jpg?resize=640%2C401\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-130854\" width=\"640\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Dictionary.jpg?w=881&amp;ssl=1 881w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Dictionary.jpg?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Dictionary.jpg?resize=768%2C482&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Randy Weeks is a Licensed Professional Counselor, a Certified Shamanic Life Coach, an ordained minister, a singer-songwriter, and an actor. He laughs at himself more than he laughs at others. Randy may be reached at&nbsp;randallsweeks@gmail.com.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheLocalVoiceLigature-25web.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"25\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TheLocalVoiceLigature-25web.jpg?resize=25%2C16\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14544\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandfather cluck Sellphone Coughee pot Compooter Window pain Kenfolks Gulfcourse Flight of stares Flying pan Fitted breadsheet Episscopalian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":262,"featured_media":118752,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11902],"tags":[10286,10878],"class_list":["post-130853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-randy-weeks","tag-randy-weeks","tag-the-view-from-the-balcony"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/ViewFromTheBalcony-2.jpg?fit=996%2C650&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/262"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130853\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/118752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelocalvoice.net\/oxford\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}